Happy Valentine’s Day – Puppy Love
This Valentine’s Day, we’d like to celebrate our canine companions by helping them step up their dating game! We are proud of our pooches who give us all the love and support we need to be successful, especially at the office! Get to know our marvelous mutts with their Valentine’s Day interviews. We hope you appreciate our best friends as much as we do!
Bailey
Hi! My name is Bailey Elizabeth Kruger Muhle. I’m one of the official greeters/security guards at Gorilla Logic HQ. I’m 10 years old this year, and I really have no enemies, except for the squirrels in my backyard. I’m full of energy, so my match needs to be able to handle me, and calm me down!
Who is your celebrity crush? – I’m a sucker for Shadow, from Homeward Bound!
What is your favorite movie? – Lady and the Tramp!
What is your most embarrassing moment? – A lady never truly gets embarrassed! I’m just kidding, there’s not just one moment, but many. Usually revolving around me running into glass doors (not a metaphor).
Boston
Hi, My Name is Boston. I am a security guard/entertainer at Gorilla Logic. My mornings consist of a quick sweep of who is in the office. Then, I distract as many people as possible. Afterwards, I like to keep an eye on what is going on outside. There is a lot happening on Pearl Street, and it is exhausting! I usually take a nap afterward and by the time I wake up the day is over and I have to go home. What a tough day at the office!
What is your ideal first date? – A picnic in the park. So many smells to take it. Trees to look at with climbing squirrels. Little kids with all kinds of food on their faces that we could just lick off.. yeah, that would be a great first date.
What qualities do you look for in a partner? – Someone who likes to look outside and take in all the sites and smells. I also really like canines that play hard to get, I like the challenge.
Who is your celebrity crush? – Jinx, the cat from Meet the Parents. I don’t know what I would do if I ever met him because cats never let me get too close to them.
Buzzie
I am the VP of Fun & Farts at Gorilla Logic. You can always find me bringing people together to play with a slobbery toy and then clearing them out with unprompted flatulence.
What is your ideal first date? – Meeting at the park to play tug of war; stopping for doggie ice cream, and then Netflix & chilling on the couch (may include napping).
What qualities do you look for in a partner? – Affectionate, lots of energy to play, poor sense of smell, and bad hearing. I guess toots and snoring can be a turnoff.
What is your most embarrassing moment? – During a work meeting in the Gorilla conference room, some loud noise came from behind me, and everyone complained about a new, terrible smell like it was related – and my fault!
Dougal
Dougal’s official job is. . . we’re not exactly sure. He never behaves long enough to have established any accountability. 
What is your ideal first date? – A chilly romp through deep snow on a moonlit night, followed by ravishing a near-empty peanut butter jar. You will have your own jar; I don’t share well when it comes to food.
What qualities do you look for in a partner? – To paraphrase the poet John Cougar Mellencamp – I need a lover that won’t drive me crazy – some girl who’ll thrill me and then go away.
What is your most embarrassing moment? – I don’t even know that word. I am shameless.
Lily
Hi! I am Lily the Greyhound. I am the official Bomb Checker at Gorilla Logic a.k.a. Garbage Can Scrounger.
What qualities do you look for in a partner? – Someone… anyone… preferably someone who does not chew on my head. My new little brother LEGO chews on my head ALL the time!
What is your favorite food? – Anything anyone else is eating or dried buffalo lung.
What is your most embarrassing moment? – When I fell off the dog walk in Agility class. But I got back on and then I did zoomies all around the ring.
Mabel
Small but mighty, I am the VP of Operations at Jen’s home office most of the time – someone needs to keep things organized there. I occasionally check out the Boulder office when I think the snack cabinet might need some quality control. After all, strong QA is the backbone of any well-executed project.
What is your ideal first date? – I’m shy but adventurous, so a fun hike in the mountains! If things go well, we can slip off our leashes and run free through the trees. Maybe we will spot some chipmunks to terrorize together or find a cool stream to dip our paws into.
What qualities do you look for in a partner? – I look for someone who is consistently affectionate and will never get tired of petting me, heavy handed with the treats, carefree/drops food or leaves lots of crumbs around, speaks their mind, and tells me how pretty and cute I am.
Who is your celebrity crush? – There is something about SpongeBob Squarepants that gets me every time. I could watch his show all day and never grow tired of him. “Are you ready kids?!”, yes I am Mr. SquarePants!
